Sunday, July 15, 2012

The Spark On Shrap Talk Crtic Blog. Polye for PM


Abu Nawas

Ok all you suckers of the gossip column, listen up and listen good. The word around the HLM (Hohola Lareva Market) is that the new PM for PNG will be Don Polye, backed up by the two old man of politics GC Sir MTS and Sir J, on condition that the first business in Parliament is to correct and restore all the standing orders, amend a few laws, make a few arrests for contempt of court charges and let the Chief Justice seek his own revenge by letting run the Judiciiary.
It will be a coalition of T.H.E, NA, PPP, and Independents (all of whom will later join T.H.E) Polye will rally all the highland MP's and bring them to GC Sir MTS and Sir J. These two old man including Paias Wingti have decided long before the Elections started that they will work together. Polye being an astute young politician as he is will recognise the stability that these two old war horses will provide and will bring across his bloc of highlands, on condition that he becomes the PM. The two old, especially the GC, will demand that he performs certain specific duties in the first 6 months.
GC Sir MTS, has been on the phone all day these last 3 days. He has been busy sitting in his armchair at Kreer Heights in Wewak and has been talking to Sir J, Polye, Agiru, Abal, Kumbakor, Philemon and Pais Wingti. The GC is certaily keen to continue his partnership with his loyal coalition of old with Agiru, Kumbarkor and others.
There will be a few defections as well. I wont say who they are, but there will be a few defections, and thats quaranteed. There are always defections when new Governments are formed.
There will be massive changes in the Public Services, starting from the Chief Sectretary. Fred Yakasa will be the Police Commissioner and the Military will have a new Commander, dont be surprise if it is some one you know very well. Fred Yakasa will conduct massive investigations into the Finance Dept and there will be a few arrests made. Not only pubic servants will be arrested, but some first time, members of parliament will also be arrested.
In the meantime keep you ears next to ground while I sniff out more bullshit, and let you know ok. Please whatever you do, dont believe every word I say. You know, the buai, and mustard and lime, are marinated in my outh by the constant chewing, sweats starts to pore on my forehead and my mind starts to spin, I am bound to come with all this buillcrap stories, just to wet your appetite and keep your imagination rolling over like one of Alfred Hitchcocks storylines.
Abu Nawas Whispers.

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